support the freedom of banging act
Pianist Jeremy Denk writes up his own health bill. Here's a representative section...
a) for each mention of Glenn Gould at the post-concert reception, or at any question-and-answer session, the pianist is permitted three (3) massage sessions, and such aroma- and gastro- therapy as he may require, in addition, to be covered under the Groupies for the Assistance of Pianists Agency;
I'd vote for this bill. Then again, we've already established that I'm not senatorial material.