the canon blaster
I'd like a Chrome extension that redirects every article similar to the above to Armond White's Transporter 3, which is the last word on the topic as far as I am concerned.
David is on to something with this idea for a browser extension. "Oh! You think that article is interesting? Well you should check out the one that really matters. You'll thank us later." Or instead of a browser extension imagine a campus-wide proxy server that detects and automatically redirects based on student browsing activity. (Included free with your tuition!) We'll call that act of redirecting GETTING BLASTED BY THE CANON.