except this time, the pants are a company
I remember fondly that time when an RA turned on the lights and yelled “WHO OWNS THESE PANTS?” Except this time, the pants are a company, and the RA is you, and the sixty five hours of community service is a deal that will ensure the Woot.com experience can continue to grow for years and years and years, like a black mold behind the Gold Box.
I could blog Every. Single. Paragraph. from the Woot CEO's letter to employees re the Amazon acquisition, and it still wouldn't be enough. Go read it, and just try to imagine writing an email to your team that's 10% as good as this one.