email from friendster
If something was wrong with Friendster, you could have just told it so. Whatever your issue was, it would have been a hundred times better to let Friendster know what was wrong than to just disappear and leave Friendster to sit alone for six years, desperately cobbling together a “Fun” section to win you back.
Mike Lacher's email from a personified Friendster ("We've noticed it's been a while since you've logged into Friendster!") is fantastic. Please, won't someone write the accompanying IM conversation with a personified Facebook where Mike dishes on the pathetic email he just got from Friendster, and Facebook piles on in an overly aggressive way? Thanks in advance.