Max Fischer's clubs, ranked
It’s college application season, and I can personally attest that there are a lot of high school seniors that are currently stressing about their GPAs, their standardized test scores, their essays…and their extra-curricular activities. As a reminder of just how absurd this whole process is, here’s a list of the club activities of possibly the greatest extra curricular film participant of all time, Rushmore’s Max Fischer…ranked by potential attractiveness to college admissions officers.¹
- Max Fischer Players, Director
- Yankee Review, Editor-In-Chief, Publisher
- Astronomy Society, Founder
- Trap & Skeet Club, Founder
- Debate Team, Captain
- French Club, President
- Calligraphy Club, President
- Yankee Racers, Founder
- Fencing Team, Captain
- Rushmore Beekeepers, President
- Bombardment Society, Founder
- Kite Flying Society, Co-Founder
- Stamp & Coin Club, Vice President
- Model UN, Russia
- 2nd Chorale, Choirmaster
- Lacrosse Team, Manager
- Track & Field, JV Decathlon
- Kung Fu Club, Yellow Belt
- Piper Cub Club, 4.5 hours logged
¹ Also, I had this list kicking around in my Notes app, just begging to be shared.