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Ten links, no context.

1. An illegal one-person boycott.
2. Tim Walz can teach you how to drive stick.
3. He said his running mate would be Phyllis Diller.
4. Dragons are pretty big, I guess.
5. This season clearly should have been 10 episodes.
6. Medieval beat machine.
7. I promise it’s all a lot cooler than anything out of the Forgotten Realms.
8. In the meantime, there’s nothing to do but write.
9. Anything a friend once did, apps do “better.”
10. How are pink fairy armadillos real?

Hey ChatGPT, write a sonnet based on these:

In lands where dragons soar and legends rise,
A governor instructs in driving’s art.
Phyllis, a specter, dons a bold disguise,
Her laughter echoes, playing every part.

Medieval beats from times long past now play,
A symphony of dreams both strange and bright.
Forgotten realms in twilight’s soft decay,
Give way to tales that shimmer in the night.

Through apps that mimic friends, we find our way,
In digital embraces, cold and new.
Yet pink armadillos in the clay,
Remind us of the wonder that is true.

With letters penned and bicycles restored,
We craft our lives in worlds both real and scored.

OK, computer.