stop the train i don't understand it anymore

Sometimes, you read a thing on a blog and your head goes Wait, what? From Pitchfork: "Last week, Badass Digest reported that Nine Inch Nails frontman and Oscar-winning film score composer Trent Reznor would write the score to the film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and that Reznor would also have a cameo appearance in the movie, playing the vampire that kills Lincoln's mother."