“I spent like two hours fantasizing about all the things the next Democratic president could do with all these stupid new powers the Supreme Court gave them.” All three of these sound great, so quoting at length.
- Invoke the Defense Production Act and buy up every single GPU Nvidia makes for a year and use it to make a public cloud
- Take the entire ICE budget and give it to the detainees as part of the dismantling of ICE and the settling of any potential lawsuits. Tear down the actual detention centers one-by-one. Fire all of ICE enforcement. Give customs & immigration to state, give border protection to the DOJ. Personally apologize to every detainee as you let them go. Pardon every single detainee ICE held that did not have a felony conviction before 2024. The rest can get on that path.
- But this one’s the best: March Alito, Thomas and Gorsuch into the Oval, have resignation letters prepared for them and 3 or 4 masked goons standing by and inform them they could either sign the resignation letters or you are going to use the powers they gave you to deport them. I am very fond of this one. Then you go on the air afterwards, tell the country what you did, and say you should absolutely not have these powers and both congress and the courts should definitively take them away from you forever. Ideally with a constitutional amendment. Real win-win here.